2. Pilot

Kelly's return to Minnesota for college awakens Hayden's paternal instincts, disrupting his relationship with Christine.

3. Kelly, Meet Christine

Christine demands Hayden be truthful with Kelly about their relationship.

4. I'm in Love with a Boy Named Stuart

Hayden detests Kelly's new boyfriend.

5. The Loss Weekend

A losing streak makes Hayden unpleasant company for Christine.

6. Gambling for Meat

Hayden suspends Luther for 30 days for gambling when he bets against the team and wins a steak at the Touchdown Club; but Luther think he has been fired, and takes another job.

7. 19 Candles

Hayden plans a quiet birthday celebration for Kelly, who invites Stuart.

8. Parents' Weekend

Christine is seized by an uncontrollable urge to get a look at Hayden's ex-wife, who's come up for Parents' Weekend.

9. I'm Sorry I Told You My Wife Was Dead

Hayden consoles a wealthy alumnus' widow to secure a substantial donation.

10. Define Romance

Hayden feels threatened when Christine dates another.

11. Whose Team Is It, Anyway?

Although Hayden needs a victory in his last game for a winning season, he may be forced to bench his star player for skipping practice.

12. Hoot, Hoot Hike

The poetry of football is turned into ballet by Kelly's dance instructor, who envisions a pas de deux with technical advisor Hayden.

13. Dauber's Blow-Out

Anti-fun Riley Pringle of the Conduct Committee joins Hayden in supervising Dauber's season-ending party.